Misfile

The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

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Dear Ash:
     As an "upside" to things, have you considered that as a girl, you've accomplished more than you did as a boy?

You've proven supremacy over almost everyone in the racing scene, you've rekindled your relationship with your mother, you have Emily as a friend and even the evil Kate likes you. You're starting a relationship with a girl who's practically exactly like you.

Plus, you have two angels who can look after you, regardless of how much you may hate them.

Some people would kill to be in your position.
     Accomplishments aside, I'd rather feel like myself again.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-12-09
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #843

Dear Ash:
     Have you considered having a sex change operation?
It might not be the most appealing way to become
male, but it IS an option.
(I'm surprised no one else has asked this yet.)
     Considered? Yes. But If I did, and then things got changed back, then my file my still say "sex change operation", and then I'd just be screwed again.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-12-09
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #843

Dear Ash:
     Could you ask the angles to tell whoever it is in charge of making car keys, tv remotes, and left socks from dissapearing to stop.
     If I ever meet them, I'll see what I can do.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-12-09
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #843

Dear Ash:
     Do you ever think of teaching Rumisiel how to use a computer, so he can do a few "Ask Rumisiel" sessions? That way you can take a break for a bit.
     He's doing enough damage without the aid of a computer, thanks.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-12-09
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #843

Dear Ash:
     What kind of bras do you wear?(ie underwire, push-up, soft cup, etc)
     What's with all the bra questions recently. I guess I'll answer one to end them.

I go for as "un-sexy" as I can. Simple straight forward stuff. Boring, boring bras that cover and support.

Please tell me that keeps you from imagining me in only a bra. I really don't need that images floating through anyone's head.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     Hey Ash. I need some advice. My boyfriend is one of those silent brooding never talks about anything serious except for his car or video game type. He used to have a Skyline and I learned more than I ever wanted to about them so we'd have something to talk about, but now he has a '67 Mustang and all I can think is damn, that's an ugly car. What can I ask him about the car to get him talking, what can I say about it to show him I'm at least pretending to be interested? After all, if he's working on his car he's not playing video games constantly. Don't get me wrong, I'm a video game addict too, but he takes his obsessions to a whole new level. At least when he's working on a car he can pull himself away enough to grunt a response or two. I'm hoping showing interest in his car will crack him and he'll let me in a bit.
     As a car guy, let me tell you that having a girlfriend who was also into cars would be really sexy. I hope he appreciates your effort.

That being said, you think the '67 Mustang is UGLY?!

You could probably ask him damn near anything though. What kind of carbs it has or what he wants to swap them out for. If he wants to do a disk brake conversion or not. All sorts of stuff.

.... UGLY?!

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     What XR came with All-wheel drive? or is it just a custom modification?
     The XR4X4. It was never available in the U.S. Harry imported it from Europe and swapped it into the XR4Ti body.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

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