Misfile

The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

1   2   3   4   5   6   7   8   9   10   11   12   13   14   15   16   17   18   19   20   21   22   23   24   25   26   27   28   29   30   31   32   33   34   35   36   37   38   39   40   41   42   43   44   45  
Dear Ash:
     It's been established later on that your hair is red but your driver's license says your hair is brown. What's up with that?
     Ok, so technically it's red. I've never liked having red hair though. I've always just said it was brown, which is not entirely inaccurate, since it's kind of a brown red. I wrote brown on my license application, so that's what it says.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     Ferrari or Porsche?
     Porsche. I much prefer German cars to Italian ones.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     I want to avoid frequently asked questions so, what do you prefer in cars? I
like the Corvette StingRay myself as far as looks go. Do you play any other
games on your playstation other than racing games? and last question , How
often do you go to Taco bell.
     A car's looks are entirely secondary to me. Handling is more important to me than power, and I find on my particular home course that acceleration is more important than top speed. I dislike front wheel drive as well. Mostly I play racing games. I've tried some MMORPGs, but they don't do much for me. I've also tried some 1st person shooters, but they bore me pretty quickly.

There's no Taco Bell in my town, so I don't go often.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     Does your saying that you have a spare adult check password mean that you're comfortable with masturbating as a girl?
     Definitely not. It's actually extremely frustrating.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-09-04
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #781

Dear Ash:
     I have a question for your un-godly knowledge of cars. Is it possible to fit a v8 in my car *a 96' dodge neon with a DOHC engine* if I could fit it that is. Would it be too much?
     I'm not overly familiar with the Neon, but for the most part I think you'd find it extremely difficult if possible at all. You'd need to find a fairly small V8 and probably extensively modify the engine bay and remove a LOT of luxury features (A/C, etc...). The problem is that a front wheel drive car uses a transaxle. This requires that the engine be mounted transversely, or "sideways". This makes fitting a large engine quite difficult. Again, I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's probably more trouble than it's worth even if you can do it.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-05-21
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #706

Dear Ash:
     A simple question for you: Hopefully you won't have to stay female forever, but if you DID, but you had the power to change one aspect of being female, what would you change to make things easier for you? (Granted, I'm female and bisexual and you're hotter than hell as a chick, and i'm sure you're just as sexy as a guy and you've one hell of a personality that i really dig and if you had to i wouldn't change anything because you are seriously gorgeous) It could be any aspect... a physical feature or the ability to become pregnant or no body hair so you don't have to remember to shave your legs... anything. Remember that some things can already be changed... you can avoid getting pregnant and ease your periods with birth control... etc.

second quick question: When you were a guy did you ever have a preference to a womans body? I know that all guys have a body type they love... I'm not asking if you were shallow as a guy, i'm just asking if there was any type of physical feature that was a turn off completely. (Not like you couldn't be attracted to a chick with back hair, but more you couldn't be attracted to a chick who was overweight or had small boobs or short hair, etc.) What were you're total turn ons and total turn offs physically? Or did you not have any at all? So long as the chick had confidence in herself and a personality that makes the stars shine brighter? Honestly, please! If you hate fat chicks, say so! if you hate bone thin chicks, say so! (and after becoming a chick, did it change at all?) So that wasn't exactly one question and not really quick but still. :p
     Can I pick 2? I'd like to eliminate periods entirely, but I'd also like to shrink my boobs away considerably. I find them a terrible nuisance.

As for what kind of girls' bodies I prefer, I don't know that I ever had a definate "type" I looked for. I'm an overall package person. Everything's got to balance. It's all proportions and ratios and stuff. I don't think it's really changed since I became a girl.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-05-21
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #706

Dear Ash:
     I you're probably going to say no, but are you a Red Sox fan of any degree? As a fellow bay stater I couldn't help asking.
     I'm not really a sports fan period (with the exception of a few motor sports). If pressed though, I would definately choose a Boston team.

-- Ash

Answered: 2007-05-21
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #706

Recent News
Peacecraft
Fri, Dec 14, 2018
Misfile Art Auction Link: https://www.ebay.com/itm/254024785187
Peacecraft
Mon, Dec 10, 2018
Christmas is fast approaching. Still have some time to do some last minute christmas commissions/gifts if you're looking. I work pretty fast.
Peacecraft
Peacecraft
Thu, Nov 29, 2018
FRIDAY is the LAST DAY to get this month's Misfile T.O.R.R.S. Patch!
Sponsored by: