Misfile

The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

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Dear Ash:
     Being a girl now, are you more sensitive to touch, smell, hearing, or in general, the way you view things as compared to a guy?
     It's hard to say. I think so, but it's subtle. Not so much hearing, but touch and small are a bit different.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     It surprises me that you do not recall any information about your life as a
girl. You would think you would know every detail about your life as a girl. Answer this, if your file was out into the "female" cabinet and your file adjusted automatically, wouldn't that effect the way you think and behave?

Will a heavily modified Skyline become the next machine to take down worse opponents?
     As I've come to understand it, my file didn't update internally (aka - adjusting my memories) because it's in the wrong cabinet. The file information and the cabinet don't match, as such, the contents and my memories have not updated. The fail safe's in the system that prevent world destroying paradoxes adjusted my, um, "phyisical properties" and adjusted the memories of people who are filed correctly to match them, but not my memories.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     Seeing as you keep to an XR4Ti and now lately the change to a V8. Why haven't you chosen something like an Nissan Skyline R34 GT-R or a series 8 Mazda RX-7 seeing as such cars are said to be corner crunchers.

Will a heavily modified Skyline become the next machine to take down worse opponents?
     Well, as much as I like those cars, I can't afford yet another car. Plus, it's almost impossible to GET a Skyline (especially an R34) in the states. As such, I will probably never own a Skyline (unless you consider the V35 a Skyline, but even that's way above my price ceiling).

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     Al I want to know is:
(One) Do you ever have lesbian thoughts?
(Two) Do you want your breasts to be bigger?
and (Three) Whay don't you just embrace your newfound womanhood? Be the girl
you are on the outside.
P.S. Will you date me? (deleted)-614-0443
     1: Yes. More so the longer I'm like this, which is somewhat disturbing, but I think reasonable given my condition.

2: Hell no! Why couldnt I have been built like a stick?

3: .... Because it's not me. I'm not a girl.

Date you? I don't even KNOW you. If you're a girl, you might convince me. If you're a boy, you've got less than a snoball's chance in hell. ;)

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     dear ash I noticed that as a girl you still it all that fat,unhealthy food. Did you female alter ego had same habit or was she rather eating that funny food for women (lettuce and such ), did you become more fat? and if then how the hell you still fit in that smimming suit
     I can't really answer questions about what my alter ego may have done, because I don't know. Personally, I've always had a very fast metabolism. I was fairly thin and scrawny as a boy. I suppose as a girl I had a fast metabolism as well. I havent exactly been p[aying attention to my weight since the misfile. Have I put on some weight? Maybe. Don't know, don't care. I have no intention of staying this way, and the fewer unwelcome stares I get from boys at school the better.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     Hey dude my first question regards how you replied to the boxers or breifs
question someone else asked earlier and said it used to be boxers, just
asking but why isn't it still boxers? It's not like they're expensive and save for certain times I wont go into you could then only have to wear one piece of strange underwear. Why don't you buy some? Or if you're worried about getting weird looks have Rummy buy some as a proxy?
     Well, I only had 2 pairs of boxers in my dresser. As such, before I had a chance to go shopping, I was already forced to wear panties. Going to gym and wearing boxers would probably get me some strange looks too. Less pleasantly, during "certain days of the month", I can't really attach pads to boxer shorts.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

Dear Ash:
     Excuse me for phrasing it this way, but when racers race or practice on the mountain, are other drivers in any danger?

I mean, it's a public thoroughfare that ordinary drivers must use to get from one place to another. In the pictures it's always desolate, but some locals must use it once in a while, right? And since it's a mountain, there can't be very good visuals of who's around the turn.

When there's a race, do "organizers" stop any traffic at both ends? But that would add more risk of being caught by the police, wouldn't it? And what about when someone goes to practice alone? Or is part of the challenge the possibility of "meeting" and "avoiding" any motorists along the road? Plus if an ordinary driver sees a racer speeding toward him from from ahead or behind, that driver may panic and begin to drive erratically.

How do you guys deal with this problem? I trust that there's a good explanation, but it hasn't been shown in the story. So again I apologize for being a little blunt. I couldn't think of a more delicate way to ask.
     Well, the old road isn't really... Well, a road. The road we race on is a private road built to bring supplies to a construction site that shut down many years ago. It doesn't really go anywhere except to and from the contrustion site, so there's generally no traffic on it except racers.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-27
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #328

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