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The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

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Dear Ash:
     You know, I think for a minute you should stop complaining about your bad luck that you got turned into a girl, and realize how lucky you were that that was ALL that happened! I mean, think about it! There are litterally ZILLIONS of drawers in the CFD, and your file just HAPPENED to be put in the "Female Human" drawer. Realize that that was a very small chance. You could just as easily have woken up as a Cat or a Fish or a Rock. Or even a Hermaphrodite! You're lucky, Ash. VERY lucky.
     Lucky is determined by your point of view. Yes, I'm glad I'm still human based on a worst case scenario. On the other hand, think of the millions of people in the world, and yet I'M the one this happened to. That is definately UNlucky.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     I think it is time for a easy question now that you get bombarded with so many tricky and gender-bending ones. What is your favourite food, and what goes best together with it?
     I like fast easy food. Pizza, burgers, etc... It goes best with sitting around being lazy. ;)

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     Given your position, what advice would you have for a guy looking to find his first girlfriend? Aside from focusing on the face and not the figure, of course.
     I dont really think this is a question I'm qualified to answer. As a boy I had zero luck getting a girlfriend, and since I have no interest and don't think like a girl (at least I don't THINK I think like a girl) I can't really answer the question from a girl's point of view either.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     When you take the passenger seat out of the car, doesn't that change the center of gravity? Does that affect much?
     The change in balance is outweighed by thereduction of overall mass. AKA - Not that big of a deal.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     What is it like to suddenly have boobs? Like do you have a new respect for woman now? Since you are most indefinately feeling what they feel.
     It's not really somthng I can describe in words beyond "It feels very weird at first". After a while, I stopped noticing them all the time. That's not to say that it's not still awkward a lot, or that I dont notice them at all, only that after a few weeks I wasn't aware of them constantly. I never really DIDN'T respect women, so any "new found" respect would be sort of misplaced.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     Your father said that he was very lax about having alcohol in the house, even saying that he didn't mind you drinking it. So, did you ever drink before the time you and Vash got wasted togeather?
     I did try a drink now and then, but I never really drank enough to get "drunk" before that.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-17
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #322

Dear Ash:
     Ever feel akward when guys talk to you and look at your chest rather
than your face?
     Well, in a way it'd be rather hypocritical to be upset with guys for doing that. That being said, I try to avoid being in that situation, as in I don't really talk to that many people these days to begin with.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-11-02
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #311

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