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The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton of "Misfile". To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry reasons.

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Dear Ash:
     So which hurts more? Menstrual cramps as a girl or getting kicked in the groin as a boy?
     Definately getting kicked in the groin as a boy. Don't get me wrong. Cramps SUCK big time, and they last a LOT longer, but I have yet to double over on the floor unable to stand from the searing pain of cramps the way I have from a good swift groin kick.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-28
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #223

Dear Ash:
     I didn't realize how ummm nice looking your Mom would be. Why on Earth did your parents separate in the first place?
     From what I've come to understand (I only know my dad's side) my mom left because my dad was too posessive and controlling and my mom couldnt take it.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-28
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #223

Dear Ash:
     Wow, so many of these things are not really fair and are probably helping very little to maintain your identity... So here's a question more in your wheelhouse. You have spoken a lot about Asian brands and your dad's Audi, but what if any American cars do you respect/like? And are you a heavy mod or stock restoration person when it comes to old Detroit steel?
     Well, technically my car is a Ford. It's made in Germany, but it has a Ford engine, and in Europe it was sold under the Ford brand. There are a lot of cool American cars, unfortunately, amny of them are priced kind of high for my budget, and most (no not all) fast American cars tend to be a bit on the heavy side these days. Straight line cars as I call them. I do think one of the coolest cars in the world is an American car though. The Ford GT. I don't exactly have $150,000 though to spend on it. I think the New GTOs are pretty nice, but looks wise I think they're kind of boring, and I think the price point was set too high. I guess, like you said, most of my favorite cars are European or Japanese, but it's more or an issue of taste than any disrespect.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-28
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #223

Dear Ash:
     Have you ever got into a fight that got really out of hand?If so how did it go?Were you okay?
     Nothing that's gotten "out of hand". Tom and I have never really gotten along. We've come to blows once or twice. When I was younger I got in some really lame little fights too. I'm not that much of a fightingperson though.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-28
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #223

Dear Ash:
     Considering that everyone seems to have asked enough questions about your girl self, what does your guy self look like?? oh and tell me you never considered crossdressing? If i was a guy i would so crossdress because it would be excellent fun. You could look like one of those j-rock band members.
     Well, my "guy-self" looks similar in many ways. I actually went through some old photo albums and stuff, and the pre-puberty girl-self pictures I found look EERILY similar to my pre-puberty guy-me-self, at least so far as I remember. My guy-self looked pretty much like a more masculine version of the girl-me you're familiar with. Same hair cut even. As for crossdressing, no. I seriously never did it or even really considered it. It was just totally out of my mental frame of reference. J-Rock? Sorry. Not my thing. :P

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-02
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #207

Dear Ash:
     Isn't it a bit awkward being around your since 1. he's a gynecologist and 2. is most likely your gynecologist?
     I HAD actually considered this briefly. Honestly the fact that he IS a Gynecologist isn't that creepy to me (though I can see why it might make his patients uncomfortable). As for him being my gynecologist, I think treating your own children like that goes against some doctor code or somthing. More likely I'm one of his gyno-buddy's patients, and believe me, that's creepy enough.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-06-02
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #207

Dear Ash:
     If you had to, would you wear a dress?
     Cool. Finally an EASY question. The answser is no. Not for kicks. Not for a formal dinner. Not even to a family funeral. Just no.

-- Ash

Answered: 2005-05-26
Comic Page at Time of Answer: Page #203

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