ASK ASH

The following is a question and answer session with Ash Upton
of "Misfile".  To ask Ash a question, please write to:

ASH AT MISFILE.COM

Please note that not all questions will necessarily be answered, as the answers 
to some questions may constitute spoilers, and for other various and sundry
reasons.

Question Set: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9

- Q: When is your birthday?

- A: January 11.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: Are you a religious person?  Well, before that angel 
came, were you a religious person, going to church and 
things like those?  Because now, don't you have to believe, 
since you've seen (and suffered)?

- A: I was an atheist until this weekend.  If this is some kind of 
punishment for that, then seriously, I get it, ok?  I'm sorry 
already.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: What are your measurements?  Yes, I know I'm not 
original.

- A: Isn't that a little forward?  I'm not even sure I should answer 
that question.  I suppose I did bring this whole question and answer 
thing upon myself though...  I don't have any measuring tape.  Gimme 
a second to check something...

Um, the bras in my bureau are mostly size 34 C.  My pants are like all 
different sizes though.  What the hell is up with the sizing on women's 
clothes?  Those numbers don't even mean anything!  As an aside, if I 
HAD to be a turned into a girl, why could I not have been flat chested 
and boyishly figured?  Would that have been too much to ask?  I mean, 
having been a guy... I mean, BEING a guy, I know what other guys are 
going to be looking at, and I'm not looking forward to it.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: What kind of music and reading do you like (apart from 
the "educational magazines" under your bed)?

- A: Oh, come on.  Like you've ever met a guy who didn't read a little 
porn.  The fact that I would have been reading that other stuff as a 
girl freaks me out a little though.  Yeah, it's a double standard, so sue 
me.  Other than that, I mostly just read what I have to read for school 
(and I often skip that stuff too) and a few car and technical magazines 
I pick up from time to time.  As for music, I listen to a lot of rock, 
alternative and techno, but I'm not really that into music.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: What was the last movie you saw in the cinema, and with 
who?

- A: Kill Bill Part 2... And I saw it alone.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: Is there anything in your life that is not cars and races?  Any 
sport?  Boy(girl)scout group?

- A: I was a cub scout a long time ago, but I dropped out. (Shit, does 
that mean I was a brownie now?  I have to find those picture and burn 
them...)  I enjoy video games, and swimming in the ocean, though I don't 
suppose I'll be doing that for a while.  Sure as hell don't want to be 
running around in skin country in a girl's bathing suit.  I suppose I don't 
really have a lot of hobbies.  I don't really have that much time for 
them, and I'm pretty lazy.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: Any problems with school?  Bad report cards?  Difficulty 
with studying?  Need some extra tutoring?

- A: Hahahaha!  Yeah, like every semester!  School and I have a love-
hate relationship.  We love to hate each other.  Seriously, I get by 
though, just not very well.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: How are your relations with your father??

- A: Pretty good.  He lets me pretty much do what I want to so long 
as I keep it down when he's working upstairs.  In return, I try to 
stay out of trouble.  I really hope my being a girl doesn't change 
that...

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

- Q: That's all, and hoping you don't have the annual medical 
exam in school on Monday.

- A: If my school had annual medical exams, I'd pummel you for that 
comment.

Question answered 5/4/04 (Page 44)

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