2019-10-29
Posted October 29, 2019 at 12:00 am

January: Sure your contracting gig will be up in May, but you have three good prospects to take it's place and help make up the shortfall! Should be a great year!


February: One prospect dead.


May: Good news! Your contract gig will actually have two more jobs in July and September!


June: Second prospect dead. All work done already wasted.


July: Um, we've moved that July contract at the last possible second and none of you can make it. Sorry.


August: Actually there will be no September contract.


September: Last prospect delayed indefinately.


Christmas: I'm just around the corner, you know. You have money, right?


Mortgage: I get first dibs...


Fucking 2019... You FOOLED me!